Saturday, March 02, 2013

Sunday Funnies


Jan and Ted, an elderly couple, were attending church.

About halfway through the service, Jan took a pen and paper out of her purse, wrote a note and handed it to Ted.  The note said:" I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"

Ted scribbled back, “Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

6 Comments:

Blogger Granny Annie said...

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4:09 AM  
Blogger Mountain Mama said...

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12:31 PM  
Blogger Mountain Mama said...

Oh noooooo! How embarassing that would be. I don't wear my hearing aids all the time, now you got me to thinking.....what have I done that I THOUGHT was silent?????

12:31 PM  
Blogger Cheyenne said...

I always love a good fart joke...and that's a good one.

10:03 PM  
Blogger Jim said...

Poor lady. I have no advice for her. I would suggest that in the future she take gas conrol pills before she leaves.
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10:01 PM  
Blogger Cliff said...

I'm speechless. I think. Better check my batteries.

6:57 AM  

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